Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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