I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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