PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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