You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
tell me about the fingering
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