ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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