so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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