Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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