Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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