Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
my poor anus
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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