I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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