You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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