I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Non-Jews are for practice
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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