I just cut my nipple shaving
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
