it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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