Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
