So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
