that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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