I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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