Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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