Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
