Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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