he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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