If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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