The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize