garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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