At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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