can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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