I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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