It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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