did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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