i was born a porn star she said
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
