It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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