Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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