Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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