But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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