i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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