It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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