I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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