i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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