Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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