apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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