Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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