she woke up with a sticky ear
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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