we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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