Tell her she can't have a vagina
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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