I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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