Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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