Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Please, let me fuck your mom
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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