I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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