now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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