The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize
