i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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