Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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