yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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