I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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