it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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